Here's the story
Of a hot lady
Who was raising 3 children who weren't her own!
Oh, yeah. The kids are in are in much better hands now.
Is this unfair? I dunno ask the victims in all this...
I think they should call themselves the "Furless Beaver Patrol".
Honestly, I've done my share of coke, but it ain't gonna stop me from casting the first stone.
Oh no. He's a wonderful father. Just like K-Fed.
I enjoyed how he "found god" up there on the podium in that mumbly half-hearted kind of way.
I thought crying to get out of jail only worked when you played Monopoly with your mom.
Am I psychic? Yes I am!
Billy Joel was their driving instructor.