| What do Presidential hopefuls and Guitar Hero have in common? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Who says All-American boys can't have illegitimate children? Oh yes it's ladie's night, and the lines are white... Danny Glover is gettin' too old for this shit... Admit it, you wanna strangle Paula Abdul too. The Ocsar winners? More like the Oscar Meyers, cuz all I see is weiners! Ha! WARNING: If you don't watch SportsCenter, you may not get a single one of these. As Frankenstein would say: "Fire bad! Audioslave worse!" What do you do when the only character you can play is a whiny, nuerotic, annoying jackoff? Try your own Simple Math! Could SNL suck any worse? Well, it did before he left... What's more destructive to Japan than Godzilla? Britney is pregnant! Whoop-dee-fucking-doo! Where would Kelly Clarkson be without American Idol?
SIMPLE MATH vol. 12! Britney finally got what she wanted, the perfect white trash family! Now she can chain smoke and gain 200 lbs.! It's a me! Tony Soprano! What's icky and found in a baby's diaper? Michael Jackson's hand! Tom Cruise? Gay? Get outta here...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 8! Run! Run for your lives! Bob Dole's got a boner! Whoever runs Tom Hanks over with a bus is forever my hero... Someone should have told me The Lizzie Maguire Movie wasn't porn BEFORE I went and saw it. What does Warren Sapp's jock smell like? Find out inside! What's the sound of one hand clapping? The AFF watching the Grammy's! A profound pictoral potpourri!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 2! (This is the Not Safe For Work page!!!)(oooh....) |
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