What do Presidential hopefuls and Guitar Hero have in common? Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 24!

Who says All-American boys can't have illegitimate children?
SIMPLE MATH vol. 23!

Oh yes it's ladie's night, and the lines are white...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 22!

Danny Glover is gettin' too old for this shit...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 21!

Admit it, you wanna strangle Paula Abdul too.
SIMPLE MATH vol. 20!

The Ocsar winners? More like the Oscar Meyers, cuz all I see is weiners! Ha!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 19!

WARNING: If you don't watch SportsCenter, you may not get a single one of these.
SIMPLE MATH vol. 18!

As Frankenstein would say: "Fire bad! Audioslave worse!"
SIMPLE MATH vol. 17!

What do you do when the only character you can play is a whiny, nuerotic, annoying jackoff? Try your own Simple Math!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 16!

Could SNL suck any worse? Well, it did before he left...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 15!

What's more destructive to Japan than Godzilla?
SIMPLE MATH vol. 14!

Britney is pregnant! Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 13!

Where would Kelly Clarkson be without American Idol?
SIMPLE MATH vol. 12!

Britney finally got what she wanted, the perfect white trash family! Now she can chain smoke and gain 200 lbs.!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 11!

It's a me! Tony Soprano!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 10!

What's icky and found in a baby's diaper? Michael Jackson's hand!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 9!

Tom Cruise? Gay? Get outta here...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 8!

Run! Run for your lives! Bob Dole's got a boner!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 7!

Whoever runs Tom Hanks over with a bus is forever my hero...
SIMPLE MATH vol. 6!

Someone should have told me The Lizzie Maguire Movie wasn't porn BEFORE I went and saw it.
SIMPLE MATH vol. 5!

What does Warren Sapp's jock smell like? Find out inside!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 4!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The AFF watching the Grammy's!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 3!

A profound pictoral potpourri!
SIMPLE MATH vol. 2!

(This is the Not Safe For Work page!!!)(oooh....)
SIMPLE MATH vol. 1!