How it all began!


The Legend of the Alcohol Fueled Funnymen! Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Trailer Park, there was a young redneck by the name of Trey and he was white trash indeed. And this boy was very poor; he often ate gov'ment cheese and bought shoes from the clearance bin at Wal-Mart. He enjoyed Heavy Metal music and collecting bottles from the side of the road (he did not know you could cash them in for money). One day, while collecting bottles, Trey met a strange Mexican fellow, strange because he wore no sombrero on his head. “I am Rob” said he. Trey was shocked for he did not imagine that Rob spoke English. “This!” habla'd Rob, “Is my mighty GT gravity bong!” “Cool” replied Trey, “do you wanna go get fucked up in my neighbor's yard?” The strange Mexican replied only in smoke signals. Trey guessed that this must mean “yes” in Espanol. So, Trey did drink and Rob did smoke and they did indeed become very fucked up. Then a great and bright light appeared and through this light came Rob Halford of Judas Priest, riding atop his thundering Harley Davidson. He then recited a magical incantation. Actually, it was just the words to “Turbo Lover”. But Trey and Rob thought it was pretty cool and they raised their Devil Signs in salute and Halford vanished back into the bright light from whence he came. But what probably really happened is the neighbor showed up drunk with a garden hose, mumbled something about stray cats and hosed them down. Luckily for them they were completely wasted and did not remember it this way. So, the very next day the Redneck and the Sombrero-less Mexican arbitrarily decided to become a Sketch Comedy Duo. THE END?

The Legend of the Alcohol Fueled Funnymen!

Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Trailer Park, there was a young redneck by the name of Trey and he was white trash indeed. And this boy was very poor; he often ate gov'ment cheese and bought shoes from the clearance bin at Wal-Mart. He enjoyed Heavy Metal music and collecting bottles from the side of the road (he did not know you could cash them in for money). One day, while collecting bottles, Trey met a strange Mexican fellow, strange because he wore no sombrero on his head.

“I am Rob” said he. Trey was shocked for he did not imagine that Rob spoke English.

“This!” habla'd Rob, “Is my mighty GT gravity bong!”

“Cool” replied Trey, “do you wanna go get fucked up in my neighbor's yard?”

The strange Mexican replied only in smoke signals. Trey guessed that this must mean “yes” in Espanol. So, Trey did drink and Rob did smoke and they did indeed become very fucked up. Then a great and bright light appeared and through this light came Rob Halford of Judas Priest, riding atop his thundering Harley Davidson. He then recited a magical incantation. Actually, it was just the words to “Turbo Lover”. But Trey and Rob thought it was pretty cool and they raised their Devil Signs in salute and Halford vanished back into the bright light from whence he came. But what probably really happened is the neighbor showed up drunk with a garden hose, mumbled something about stray cats and hosed them down. Luckily for them they were completely wasted and did not remember it this way. So, the very next day the Redneck and the Sombrero-less Mexican arbitrarily decided to become a Sketch Comedy Duo.

THE END?