Ooh, yeah... call me "Mr. Sheffield", baby!
THE MADMAN'S REAL LIFE ADVENTURES vol.1!!!

WARNING: The following article contains bodily fluids, simulated sex acts, pornographic material and exposed genitalia. Read at your own risk!!!
THE PARTY REPORT 2006: CLAY'S BIRTHDAY BASH

Remember when Marty McFly plugged his guitar into that ginormous amplifier? And then it exploded? That was awesome.
TIME MACHINES: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE

The "Age of Reason"? More like the "Age of Boring"!
THE MADMAN'S GUIDE TO: IMPRACTICAL LIVING vol. 2

What happens when you take the lyrics to SuperTramp's "The Logical Song" too seriously?
THE MADMAN'S GUIDE TO: IMPRACTICAL LIVING vol. 1

Don't let the fear of losing your booty leave you shaking in your booties!
THE MADMAN'S GUIDE TO: HIDING YOUR OWN PIRATE TREASURE!!!

Can a young girl survive the perils inside a hedonistic mind?
INTERVIEW WITH A MADMAN!!!

Beware! For they lurk in the dark of the movie previews, feeding upon spilled popcorn and dirty Milk Duds!
STRANGE TALES OF THE MOVIE THEATRE!!!

Which one will you model your life after?
GOOD ROB vs. EVIL TREY!!!

Remember that guy that was in that movie that came out last year? You know... The one where they did stuff?
CELEBRITY MNEMONIC DEVICES 2!!! THE REVENGE!!!

In this issue: BIZZARRE BATHROOM BEHAVIOR!
ATTACK OF THE MEN'S ROOM CREEPS!!!

Thinking of taking the Highway to Hell? Well, it wouldn't be so easy if the church listened to Trey...
THE MADMAN'S LIST OF DEMANDS TO THE CHURCH!!!

All beer and no pussy, makes Jack do pointless things...
WHAT WERE WE DRINKING? vol.2

Make learning fun with the Madman!
WHAT DO ZOOKEEPERS DO?

Next time your mother kisses you just try not to think about where her mouth has been...
DON'T TRUST YOUR FAMILY!!!

What hidden addiction is ruining a great man? I don't know about him, but Trey can't stay away from MySpace!
MADMAN'S MYSPACE BULLETIN'S GREATEST HITS vol. 2!

What does Trey post when he's out of ideas?
MADMAN'S MYSPACE BULLETIN'S GREATEST HITS vol. 1!

Wanna know who your MySpace "friends" really are?
WHAT IS MYSPEAK?

Tired of old people putting you down? Well, fight back!
TREY SLANDERS ANN LANDERS!

Trey + Rob + Liquor = Hilarious Hijinx!
WHAT WERE WE DRINKING vol.1?

Looking to piss your parents off? Then buy something from:
THE MADMAN RECORDS CATALOG 2005!

Where the hell have we been? We'd like to know too!
The AFF is MIA!

Is your memory worse than Ben Affleck's personality?
CELEBRITY MNEMONIC DEVICES!

Are you ready to rock?
MADMAN RECORDS CATALOG 2004!

Are you the next Neil Labute? Let's hope not.
HOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE!

Face the wrath of the two most evil figures in history! Well, almost...
THREE FRAME THEATRE VOL. 4! CHAD AND ATTILA!

Just when you thought it was safe to eat out again...
THREE FRAME THEATRE VOL. 3! DAVE'S REVENGE!

Recycle! It's good for the creative process.
THERE ARE NO NEW IDEAS!

Everyone tells you how to do it right, well here's...
HOW TO START YOUR DAY OFF WRONG!

Are you tired of being able to look at yourself in the mirror?
HOW TO BE A YUPPIE!

Time's a'wasting! What are you waiting for?
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE!

Trey sez: Go ahead and pull the trigger!
5 GOOD REASONS TO KILL YOURSELF!

Just when they thought it was over...
3 FRAME THEATRE! PART 2 THE SEQUEL

If you can't laugh with your friends, laugh at them instead!
3 FRAME THEATRE! PART 1 NOT THE SEQUEL

Snapple Fact: Goldfish have an attention span of 3 seconds. AFF Fact: That's 2 seconds longer then me.
REALLY SHORT STORIES ILLUSTRATED!

When do I get to cash in, dammit?
FAILED PRODUCTS!

Goodness, gracious, great asses on fire!
THE LEGEND OF THE BLUE FLAME!

TV No-no's!
REJECTED TV SHOW IDEAS!

Hillbillie Hideaway!
WELCOME TO NECKLAND!

Do you got a whole lot of "Love"? Robert Plant has 8 inches!
TREY TRANSLATES ROCK LYRICS!

Stand Up Comedy for People Just Like You!
HOW TO GUIDE: STAND UP COMEDY!