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**UPDATE FOR 7/4/08**
Look at these Patriotic young men! They certainly haven't forgotten to commemorate the "War of Northern Aggression" this July 4th! Take that you Yankee--Oh wait--who did we have to kill to get this holiday? The British or the Indians? I forget now. Anywho, here's a new SIMPLE MATH to celebrate all that democracy they tell us we have:
**UPDATE FOR 6/10/08**
Hey kids, remember back in the day when your father would spend his disability check on Vodka that came in plastic bottles and NASCAR-themed Skoal pouches? Instead of buying his family necessities? And your mother was too tweaked out of her mind to even notice? Then, when you cried out in hunger pangs, Dad took his .22 rifle and a flashlight to go shoot something in the dark, but all he came back with was an animal someone else drunkenly hit with their car? Well, this update is a lot like your dinners. I'm drunk and this one's been lying around for a while...
**UPDATE FOR 3/17/08**
I'm feeling fucking lazy and bored today.
**UPDATE FOR 10/19/07**
Hey kids! I have a new feature for you!
Did you know: that during the filming of "Raiders of the Lost Ark", that ex-carpenter Harrison Ford stapled his trademark fedora to his head so it wouldn't fly off during chase scenes?
Which means that:
Harrison Ford is...
DEFINITELY. NOT. GAY.
Oh yeah, and I got somethin' else for ya.
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